No, this isn't going to be about how to save energy or stop global warming or how to make friends with Al Gore. It's about something much more important: Me and The Hulk. Kind of.
Last summer, quite early in our courtship, Jack and I went to see the Pixar/Disney movie, Wall-E. As we walked through the lobby on our way in, Jack looked over at the life-sized Hulk replica and said, "Would you still like me if I were green?"
"Like the Hulk?"
"Yeah. Like, green skinned."
"Of course I would. Would you still like me?"
"Probably not."
"HEY! You can't say that."
"Why not?"
"Because I said I would still like you!"
"Well....would you be really big and muscular like the Hulk?"
"No, I think I'd just be green-skinned."
"Then I'll stick with my original answer."
"Why do I hang out with you?"
"Because I'm cool?"
"Well it's certainly not your modesty."
End scene.
As punishment I made him hold my hand during the whole movie. I think that showed him.
Last summer, quite early in our courtship, Jack and I went to see the Pixar/Disney movie, Wall-E. As we walked through the lobby on our way in, Jack looked over at the life-sized Hulk replica and said, "Would you still like me if I were green?"
"Like the Hulk?"
"Yeah. Like, green skinned."
"Of course I would. Would you still like me?"
"Probably not."
"HEY! You can't say that."
"Why not?"
"Because I said I would still like you!"
"Well....would you be really big and muscular like the Hulk?"
"No, I think I'd just be green-skinned."
"Then I'll stick with my original answer."
"Why do I hang out with you?"
"Because I'm cool?"
"Well it's certainly not your modesty."
End scene.
As punishment I made him hold my hand during the whole movie. I think that showed him.
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5 comments:
lol...You two crack me up! :)
I wouldn't date a green person. Unless all people were green. Then I wouldn't know any different, right? Ha.
FINALLY you 2 posted again - YAY!
I would date a green person if I were Miss Piggy, cause Kermit is the greenest I've ever seen. But heck, after a few too many servings of pound cake I AM Miss Piggy, so yeah, it would be alright, LOL!
-ForeverAnon
I think you should call his bluff - go to a spray tan place and ask them to do you in green. Oh, and make sure you film his reaction and share it with us!
lol :)
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