I am happy to report that Jack got his car washed this weekend and his windshield did not shatter into a 1000 pieces.* It was a pretty big deal. I mean, with how often that happens it's a miracle he made it through - but he did! Hooray!
Speaking of Jack, he's off enjoying the weather today on a golfing trip with his buddies, while I sit inside at my job. Lame. I mean, even though I am absolutely terrible at golfing, I am particularly skilled at driving golf carts recklessly and drinking wine (Coincidence? We can't be sure.). Surely they could have used those services?
Anyway, as he is away for a couple of days, I wanted to let him know I was thinking about him. I'm of the school that says you should always make that special someone in your life feel very, very, um, special. So, I sent him an e-card:
Needless to say, he was touched--and rightly so. If that doesn't say "I care about you deeply" I don't know what does.
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* See point 2 under "Things you should know about Jack" for reference.
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***This is very important Jill, listen carefully.***
If you want to continue to have a GREAT relationship with Jack (or hope to aspire to a GREAT relationship) do not, I repeat DO NOT crash guy golfing time. Golf was invented so that men could have an excuse to get away from their women for four hours uninterrupted. Why else would grown men chase a tiny white ball around a giant backyard.
If you allow Jack to have this time away he will return refreshed and renewed, if you crash that time (especially if you suck as a golfer) secretly he will resent, hate and ultimately despise you.
Trust me on this one.
JENBUN - And I do.
HRT - I know, I know. I wouldn't have wanted to go anyway. Golfing EVERY day? TWICE a day? Blech! Go forth and golf without me, I say! But I DO like driving golf carts. Maybe we can have a date where that's all we do - rent a golf cart. I'm going to bring this up immediately upon his return.
You are so nice to him! He'd be a fool to ever leave you!
oh my gosh, this is hilarious. i'm adding you to my google reader. love it.
SURVIVING - This is, of course, what I tell him all the time. Thank you for backing me up.
TLK - Thanks - great to have you here!
eCards really have a card for everything, don't they?
That's love.
You drink and drive golf carts recklessly too? I think we just became best friends.
My new favorite ecard says "Feel free to do and say whatever you like while I'm PMSing because I'm going to bite your fucking head off regardless"
But.....why would you wait?
Now that is love people!!!!
LOL!! That is hysterical...in a sick way. I love it. lol
S@24: They do indeed.
CHARDSY: It's official - we ARE best friends.
MOE: Good point. I dunno.
DIVA: Word.
-Jill
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