Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Sometimes It's Just Better to Say Something

"Remember back when I used to think you grew dark chest hairs sometimes?"

Having just heard this for the very first time, I practically yelled at Jack: "You thought I what??"

"Well, you know how sometimes you'll hold Spot, and then you'll get some of his hairs stuck on your chest? I thought that was your own hair. Your chest pubes", he explained.

"You thought I was capable of growing man-hair on my boobs and you just kept that to yourself?"

Thinking this was funny now, he said, "I would have said something know, when we got to be more comfortable with each other. But early on I thought it would hurt your feelings if I asked you to pluck your chest hair. I mean, what if you wanted it there, like you were proud of it? That would have been rude of me to ask."

"How many girls with hairy boobs have you dated?! I mean, this is just ridiculous! When would you have said something? I am embarrassed now that you thought I was all manly and you never said anything!"

"Well, finally I realized that sometimes the hair was there and then it would just disappear, so I figured out that it must have been Spot's. Don't worry, it wasn't THAT long that I thought you were masculine, honey."

"Oh, great. Just great."


Anonymous said...




EW! :)

KindredSmile said...

Wow. Just wow.

Jack and Jill said...

VEG - I should make this clear: I do not actually have chest hair!

KINDRED - I am a lucky girl, no?


choofy said...

what about nipple pubes?

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Jack things you're like this girl:

Lil' Woman said...

Lol...that is hilarious! :)

Anonymous said...

Wow Jill, I like what you've done with your hair! (In the avatar, I mean, lol) That whole chest hair thing really gives a new meaning to the term "buxom blonde".


JenBun said...

HA! That was HILARIOUS!!!

Oh that Jack... :D

Jen said...

Jack is a keeper. Seriously. He was totally willing to look past the dark chest hair. I know you don't have any, but he was willing to let it go. Awesome. Just awesome.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't that sweet of him not to mention your "supposed" chest hair? Wait until he gets a load of your chin whiskers when you hit your 40's :)

pistols at dawn said...

I've also dated Italian women, and thus, I know his pain.

Chief Rock Chef said...

Yeah, I hear that nipple hair is quite common.

Not that I know from experience, of course!