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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Jack's Annoying Habits, Vol. 1

Whenever we write something on this blog and people agree with me instead of him, Jack insists that I am secretly friends with everyone who has agreed with me. We "probably sit on g-chat all day long" and are "facebook friends" according to Jack, and somehow I am bribing you all to agree with me -- apparently I do this with my superior facebooking and g-chatting skillz ("OMG! LOL!" and so forth). Oddly enough, whenever people agree with him, it would be preposterous to suggest that he has these same types of secret friendships.

This makes no sense. What does make sense is that 95% of the time it's easy to agree with me because I AM RIGHT. I mean, who does crap like this anyway and expects to get a lot of support from sane, intelligent, wonderful people like you?*
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*And Jack, don't look at me like that. I said I'm not bribing anyone - I said nothing about blatant flattery.

13 comments:

M.J. said...

My guess is that most of your readers agree with Jill, because most of your readers are women. Just speculation....

peterdewolf said...

Jack is right.

Assertive Wit said...

Sometimes Jack does assholish things...they are funny and I always laugh but it doesn't stop them from being assholish things...I would say that whether I was a woman or not.

Things just are what they are...

I'm just happy you both supply me with laughter :)

Chief Rock Chef said...

Jack is wrong, of course.

Just off to write on your wall on Facebook, Jill, OK?

KindredSmile said...

Jack, I have no idea where you get these crackpot theories.

Jill - I brought you some more eBrownies to share with our posse...I mean, your random batch of readers.

Jack and Jill said...

MJ - No way! It's all because I'm so RIGHT.

PETER - You don't really mean that.

ASSERTIVE - Anytime!

CHIEF - Not helping!

KINDRED - Not helping!

-Jill

You can call me, 'Sir' said...

God, Jill, you are so full of shit.

Better? Jack? Yes?

rs27 said...

I'm not going to lie. I agree with Jack about 98 percent of the time.

Because I'm a man.

Lil' Woman said...

Jill are we still on for Saturday?!?
If kindred's bringing the E-brownies should I bring the e-booze?!? :)

Anonymous said...

Well, I for one, have no clue who either of you are, but I like your blog. Sometimes I agree with Jack, and think he's a great guy. Other times I agree with Jill, and think she's not as neurotic as I previously thought. So no, I'm not being bribed for my lukewarm support of either of you! Just keep the good stuff coming! Tootles!

-ForeverAnon

Jack and Jill said...

SIR - I don't think you mean that.

RS27 - Yeah, but you're not very smart.

LIL WOMAN - Shhh!!

FOREVERANON - I am totally neurotic, but I think these stories illustrate that maybe Jack isn't helping the situation one bit.

Jen said...

I plead the fifth. . .

But I also like booze and cupcakes. So, that's not saying much. In fact, tonights verification is: mintini, which is close enough to martini. I'm off to find vodka. . . .

See, I'm distracted easily too.

Devyl Gyrl said...

Jack, are you a competitive player with a sore loser mentality?

~shifty eyes~